Portfolio inspectors will be nationalized
After spending the last three decades working in the private sector, the British government has finally decided to renationalize the nation’s gullible people. One minister explained: “For too long, private industry has exploited vulnerable people and that is our job. Now if you could just give me your bank details and passwords we can really get things done ‘,
The job of a portfolio inspector is to make sure that wallets are not overcrowded with unnecessary banknotes and to save the public from the burden of bulky wealth. They work tirelessly in various sectors of the economy, especially in the gaming industry and LBC Radio.
A successful inspector, David Miliband (CEO of the charity International Rescue), welcomed the opportunity to double his salary by $ 1 million. A friend said: “David thinks profiting from charitable giving is just the start of something more ambitious and immoral.”
During austerity, UK portfolio inspectors were particularly successful in shutting down your village hospital, bailing out the banks with your money, and removing the word ‘sucker’ from the dictionary. An inspector commented: “It is a free service. We provide the bait. The hook, line and sinker. All you have to do is sign here. Don’t worry about the fine print ”.
Posted: Jun 4, 2021 by Wrenfoe